I'm Warrez and I'm FABULOUS!

:E

I’m so thereal about thereal.

GOOD MORNING YOU FABULOUS FUCKERS!

fredasaurusrex:

reason #827362832 why Juarez and I are getting straight-gay married in Vermont.

GAYLULZ!

I WANT TO GET FULL ON GAY-GAY MARRIED IN VERMONT, HUMMIN’ BIRD!

98% of those movies…

juarezafterdarker:

either have Ben Affleck in them or make me think of Ben Affleck

CURRENT STATUS: BEATING OFF TO BEN.

A girl put her finger all the way in my ass. I’ve had one tap around back there a little, but never broken the seal.

I know prostate stimulation is a growing thing but isn’t that “gay.” The whole idea of penetration during sex isn’t something that men are thinking. I think it’s a submission/control/intimacy thing.

I’m talking the “bend over boyfriend” movement. That’s the extreme end of the situation.

They make tons of specially shaped ass things designed specifically to stimulate the prostate, and i’m going to take that step and buy one and show up at home with it and say, “hey baby, you want to jam this in my ass?”

When a guy asks for questions on here I usually give them the surprise finger during a blow j.

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